Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Big words, small facts.

You tried. The internet noticed.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.