Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

This is why you're not in the group chat.