That's a you problem.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

I came, I saw, I judged.