Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.