If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Okay, and?

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Petty? No. Precise.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I don't do drama. I watch it.