Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

My patience has left the chat.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.