Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

My patience has left the chat.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Okay, and?

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.