I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

My silence is just me being polite.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.