Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I love how you think you matter here.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.