You're a limited edition... of annoying.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

My patience has left the chat.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Unbothered is my cardio.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Shade is my favourite colour.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.