Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while holding it.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Petty level: expert.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.