Read the room? I am the room.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

My silence is just me being polite.

Nobody asked. Still right.

They said be nice. I said be real.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.