I'm allergic to nonsense.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I love how you think you matter here.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

I came, I saw, I judged.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Talk to the filter.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Plot twist: I don't care.