I came, I saw, I judged.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

My resting face is a whole statement.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Nice try, but no.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.