I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Petty? No. Precise.

That's a you problem.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I came, I saw, I judged.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Petty level: expert.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.