My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.