My resting face is a whole statement.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

That's a you problem.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.