I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Nice try, but no.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.