Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Talk to the filter.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

They said be nice. I said be real.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.