Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Read the room? I am the room.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Your drama is not my department.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Petty level: expert.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.