If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Petty? No. Precise.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Too glam to give you my attention.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.