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Your drama doesn't match my outfit.
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This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Home / Sarcastic & Savage Captions
This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.
Say less. Actually, say nothing.
I have zero chill and even less patience.
Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.
I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.
Unbothered is my cardio.
You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.
I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.
Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.
Nobody asked. Still right.
Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.
Petty? No. Precise.
Your approval? I've never needed it.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.