Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Unbothered is my cardio.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

My resting face is a whole statement.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

That's a you problem.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.