My silence is just me being polite.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Petty level: expert.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.