I'm not late, everyone else is early.
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Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.
I need a nap and a new personality.
Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.
My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.
I'm on a strict diet of whatever's in the fridge.
Me and my overthinking are best friends.
Did I sleep 8 hours or 8 minutes? Unclear.
My to-do list has a to-do list.
Adulting level: cereal for dinner.
I'm fine. My search history says otherwise.
Just vibing until someone asks me to do something.
My favourite workout is running out of patience.
Here for a good time, not a long time. Especially at meetings.
I don't need therapy, I need a beach and zero emails.
My only marathon is a TV series.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritising naps.
Me pretending to understand the group chat.
My sense of direction is a myth.
Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.
I have two moods: hungry and sleepy.
I have two moods: hungry and sleepy.
My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open.
My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open.