Me pretending to understand the group chat.

I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.

Life update: I finally folded the laundry. Just kidding.

Here for a good time, not a long time. Especially at meetings.

My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.

I'm not late, everyone else is early.

Currently buffering. Try again later.

Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.

Currently buffering. Try again later.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritising naps.

Calories? I prefer to call them flavour points.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me.

Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.