Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.

Let me overthink this and get back to you.

I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.

My love language is being left alone with snacks.

My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritising naps.

My only marathon is a TV series.

If you need me, I'm in my blanket fort.

If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about food.

I don't need therapy, I need a beach and zero emails.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me.

The weekend went by faster than my paycheck.

I put on my "doing nothing" outfit today.