Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.
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Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
If laziness were a sport, I still wouldn't compete.
If laziness were a sport, I still wouldn't compete.
I tried to be productive but the couch won.
I tried to be productive but the couch won.
Monday called. I didn't pick up.
Monday called. I didn't pick up.
Some people have abs. I have snacks.
Some people have abs. I have snacks.
Mentally, I'm still in bed.
Mentally, I'm still in bed.
Every day I wake up and choose snacks.
Every day I wake up and choose snacks.
My texting speed is fast, my reply speed is not.
I'm the reason the group chat has trust issues.
I'm the reason the group chat has trust issues.
Social battery: 2%.
Proud member of the "5 more minutes" club.
Proud member of the "5 more minutes" club.
I can't adult today. Please leave a message.
I can't adult today. Please leave a message.