Me and my overthinking are best friends.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.

My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.

Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.

Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.

Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.

Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.

Me pretending to understand the group chat.

My cooking is so good the smoke alarm cheers me on.

My love language is being left alone with snacks.

I'm the reason the group chat has trust issues.

Life update: I finally folded the laundry. Just kidding.

The group chat is 90% memes and 10% plans that never happen.

I'm not late, everyone else is early.

Some people have abs. I have snacks.

Just vibing until someone asks me to do something.