Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.

Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.

My favourite workout is running out of patience.

I have two moods: hungry and sleepy.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.

I put on my "doing nothing" outfit today.

Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.

If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about food.

If laziness were a sport, I still wouldn't compete.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me.

My sense of direction is a myth.

Let me overthink this and get back to you.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Me and my overthinking are best friends.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.