If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Try again when you have a real argument.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

I've read menus with more personality.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.