Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.