Your opinion is valid. In your house.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

My life, my rules, your problem.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Your hate is just my engagement.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Tell your insult it can leave now.