I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Try again when you have a real argument.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Big words, small facts.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.