You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Is that your final draft?

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You're the reason the mute button exists.