Try again when you have a real argument.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Next time, bring a better line.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

I've read menus with more personality.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.