You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.