Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I've read menus with more personality.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Try again when you have a real argument.