You're the reason the mute button exists.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

You seem nice. From a distance.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

That insult had a loading screen.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Stay pressed. It suits you.