I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Your insult needs a software update.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

I've been insulted by better people.

Pressed much?

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.