Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

Your insult needs a software update.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Anyway...

Your hate is just my engagement.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

I've been insulted by better people.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.