Say it again, but with facts this time.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

That insult had a loading screen.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.