You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Next time, bring a better line.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Bold of you to assume I asked.