Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I've been insulted by better people.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.