Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Next time, bring a better line.

Anyway...

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

You seem nice. From a distance.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.