Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Your hate is just my engagement.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Is that your final draft?

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

My life, my rules, your problem.