That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Try again when you have a real argument.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Is that your final draft?

That was your best shot? Oof.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

That's cute. Do another one.

I've been insulted by better people.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.