Bold of you to assume I asked.

Anyway...

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Your insult needs a software update.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.