I have zero chill and even less patience.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Nice try, but no.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Your drama is not my department.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Petty level: expert.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Shade is my favourite colour.