My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Your drama is not my department.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.